Bay Area graphic designer and search fetishist Jeremy Turner, improving my presence on Google by writing about it.

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Let’s Keep This Short

August 17, 2009

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Let’s Keep This Short

Photo by Lall You know them, you love them and I’m going to show you how you can have your own. If you’ve interacted with social media at all in the past two years, you’ve seen the proliferation of “Short URLs”—links people share on services like Twitter that redirect to a longer destination URL. They are [...]

A New Search Engine With A Shitty Logo

A New Search Engine With A Shitty Logo

What if you launched a new search engine and nobody cared? Hey there. Jeremy Turner here, and I’m number one on bing.com. You know Bing.com, it used to be live.com, Microsoft’s search engine which nobody used, and now it’s been re-branded as something that makes even less sense and nobody will use. It’s tagline is [...]

Keeping Up Appearances

April 25, 2009

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Keeping Up Appearances

I'm Jeremy Turner and I've got a bunch of things I could write about today. From Wordpress plugins, to Twitter, to Google Profiles, to Merlin Mann and John Gruber.

Dinosaurs

February 22, 2009

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Dinosaurs

OK, so my Wordpress installation is obviously pissed at me and has decided to passive-aggressively retaliate by not sending me an email when somebody leaves a comment on my blog. Yesterday I read a comment on this post left by the subject of the post himself, Jeremy Turner–Abstract Artist. Unfortunately the comment has been held [...]

New Year, New Plugins

January 25, 2009

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New Year, New Plugins

I’ve decided on a New Year’s Resolution: 1920 x 1080. David Friedman (ironicsans) Jeremy Turner here with a brief post about a few new Wordpress plugins that I’m trying out on this here blog. Twittar Just like the rest of the Interwebz I am totally addicted to Twitter right now. This Wordpress plugin inserts a blog commenter’s Twitter [...]

Spreading The .Net

December 6, 2008

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Spreading The .Net

So here I am, sitting in the local coffee shop, checking out the mobile version of Wordpress. This will be my first post typed mostly with my thumbs so please bear with me. I am hoping this constraint will make my writing style more concise and cliché free. No promises though. As you may have noticed, [...]

Life Without JeremyTurner.com

November 1, 2008

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Life Without JeremyTurner.com

So I was doing another vanity search for myself last week, and I was happy to find that I have conqured The Yahoo. Yahoo! And I’ve conquered MSN as well. Actually, this guy snuck up out of nowhere on MSN. I enjoy the fact that a lot of the Jeremy Turner’s on The Google seem to have [...]

Jeremy Turner dot Com(e On!)

September 24, 2008

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Jeremy Turner dot Com(e On!)

Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself so you can watch it later while you masturbate. -Lewis Black Hello mirror, this is Jeremy Turner and I have a question. Why? Seriously, what the hell is this? In case you don’t want to bother following the link to jeremyturner.com, let me just describe it [...]