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Friday (ok, Monday) SEO Links

July 28, 2008

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I'm Jeremy Turner, and here's to me being cited as a credible source someday. In an attempt to keep the content on this site fresh I give you another post about links to things SEO related. In this episode I bring you links to articles about The Google's "Wikipedia Killer," Knol, some Wordpress SEO techniques and optimizations, and some other good stuff too. I swear. Go ahead and click already.

Strange Returns From The Google

July 24, 2008

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Hi there. Jeremy Turner here, and my ranking on The Google is officially confusing. In my last status update post I was happily sitting at number eleven on The Google, so close to the first page I could smell the stink that is jeremyturner.com. In preparation for an update on some of the mistaken identity emails I've received to join a fantasy football league, I entered the query jeremy turner into google on my computer at work (on my scheduled lunch break, of course) and much to my surprise there I was, results number eight and nine, sitting right below that open sore of a website, jeremyturner.com.

Fantasy Football

July 24, 2008

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Hi there. Just wanted to post an update regarding my continued email mistaken identity problem. Last week I received an invitation via emal for Jeremy Turner to join a fantasy football league. The same as last year. From somebody I don't know. This email was obviously not intended for me, but rather for my doppeljeremy. Over the course of the next week I received five "RE: Fantasy Footbal" messages, one lamenting the potential non-participation of a specific colleague. If he's not to participate, then "Who will act a fool?" the respondent wondered.

Status Update

July 12, 2008

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Jeremy Turner here with another GRSU (Google Rank Status Update, but feel free to pronounce it "gru-sue"). Rather than write the thousand words, I'll just show you a picture. At first glance, I'm number one(!) on Ask.com. On further inspection you'll see that that's actually a Google Adwords ad showing up above the organic results. I guess Ask.com doesn't really care about tricking people into clicking on paid results. "Look, we put stupid little binoculars next to the real results, so backoff!"

Death, Meddle, Jeremy Turner

July 9, 2008

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Howdy. I'm Jeremy Turner, bay area graphic designer and narcissistic blogger, and this here is my second post in a series on the other Jeremy Turner's that are stealing my proverbial thunder on The Google. I decided to write about "death metal" guitarist Jeremy Turner next because last week while trying to convince my co-workers that I was the touring guitarist for a band called Cannibal Corpse, I noticed that his Wikipedia entry was marked for deletion. I really should have taken a screenshot to go along with this post, because the warning has since disappeared and you have only my word. Luckily for the both of us, my word is bond.