May 16, 2010 0

Kill Your Frog Before Your Frog Kills You.

By in Jeremy Turner, Other JT's, The Google

Frogger Kill Your Frog Before Your Frog Kills You.
Frogger? Well played Jeremy, well played.

A friend sent me a link to this site. www.JeremyTurner.net. It was too funny. This person complained that my website – jeremyturner.com sucked. This is true.

Now, I never said your blog “sucked”—the actual word I used to describe it was “disgrace“— but I see how you could think that I think your blog sucked.  The addition of the Flash Frogger game on your homepage makes it suck way less. There’s finally a reason to visit the damned thing. And thanks for the link! Seriously.

Everybody who has started or is thinking about starting their own blog should read Kill Your Blog: Practical Advice for the Rookie Blogger by Seth Werkheiser. Take the five minutes and think about whether or not you need to be blogging at all.

Tags: frogger, Jeremy, jeremyturner

December 6, 2009 0

WP-Super-Cache

By in Links, The Google, Wordpress

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Photo by bschmove

What happens when you finally get that 15 minutes of fame? Your blog better be ready to handle the load. Another recommended WordPress plugin, wp-super-cache.

Anatomy of a Fireballing

To put it simply, if you’re running a WordPress blog, you need to be using wp-super-cache. One day, someone will tell people about stuff you’re saying and you want your site to still be there when the people that listen to them turn up on your doorstep.

Nice little bit on the Google Analytics data of daringfireball readers as well. I don’t ever expect the traffic to this site to ever reach the level that a link from daringfireball.net brings, but it’s nice to know that if I did get that traffic, the site would hold up. WordPress sucks, but there are a million ways to make it awesome. Wp-super-cache is one of them.

Tags: Blogging, Jeremy, Jeremy Turner, jeremyturner, Plugin, Plugins, Wordpress

August 26, 2009 0

Redbox in my Inbox

By in Mistaken Identity, Other JT's

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Photo by Ms. Tea

Hey there, just a quick note to Jeremy Turner, the same Jeremy who gets his discount shopping and DVD renting on in Oxford, Mississippi. And yes, I did just do that thing that you do when your seven years old and have to sing in order to spell the name of the second largest river in the United States. OK, where was I? Oh yeah—Jeremy.

Jeremy, I sincerely hope you and your family enjoyed Hannah Montana: The Movie. I just wanted to let you know that while you were visiting the Oxford Wal-Mart, torn between bringing home 17 Again or Bride Wars* along the afore mentioned Miley Cyrus vehicle, you inadvertently entered my email address as your own in your new Redbox account information. Oops.

Don’t worry, I’ve already contacted Redbox and everything has been squared away, at least on my end. The email I received from Redbox was apologetic and assured me they would remove my email from your account. Unfortunately this means that you’re going to have update your email preferences in your account, when you get a chance. Sorry about that.

Is our name that uninspiring that even we forget our correct email address?

“Yeah it’s Jeremy uh… whatever…. Turner…*crap* probably at Gmail… gee mail dot… I hate my 1970′s fad name! Parents… so… uninspired… COM! dot com.”

Am I the only one who gets other peoples email? Feel free to share your mistaken identity email story in the comments section. Thanks for stopping by.

*I think you made the right decision by the way, although we both know this means next time you get to rent Dragonball: Evolution.

Tags: Identity, Jeremy, Jeremy Turner, jeremyturner, Mistaken

August 17, 2009 0

Let’s Keep This Short

By in Jeremy Turner, Links, SEO

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Photo by Lall

You know them, you love them and I’m going to show you how you can have your own. If you’ve interacted with social media at all in the past two years, you’ve seen the proliferation of “Short URLs”—links people share on services like Twitter that redirect to a longer destination URL. They are the must have, Internet equivalent of skinny jeans this summer. Two WordPress plugins were brought to my attention in the aftermath abrupt demise of URL shortening service tr.im and it’s subsequently under-explained resurrection last week. Worried about your leaving your links in the hands of some fly-by-night service? I’m here to give you some options.

ShortURL Plugin

I found out about the WordPress plugin ShortURL Plugin in this article on Jeffery Zeldman’s Blog. After installing this plugin you get a Short URL Plugin admin page where you can paste in any URL and have it generate a short URL using your domain name. The plugin tracks the number of times the link has been clicked. You can also edit the URL’s trailing information, the default URLs end with “/u/” then an auto generated number. For example, the short URL for this post is now http://jeremyturner.net/u/3. It would be nice if this plugin auto-generated links to all of your posts and pages upon installation, but alas it does not.

I would love to see this plugin mature to the point where someone who already has hosting and a short domain name could roll their own vanity URL shortener. After installing WordPress, this plugin, and nothing else, one could use the new domain exclusively for generating short URLs to share. My first inclination when reading about Short URL was to try this approach, but the plugin isn’t there yet. More robust metrics would be nice too.

La Petite URL

La Petite URL automatically generates short URLs from pages on your site. Once installed, the plugin auto-generates a URL for every page and post in your site. The new, shortened URL is displayed in the right-hand sidebar of the Post or Page editing menu. La Petite URL also supports the Short URL Auto-Discovery specification, a method where the preferred short URL is specified in the *head*  section of your HTML document. On the upside the auto generation of the URL is a nice feature, but La Petite URL does not allow you to create links to content outside of your domain like Short URL does. It also does not supply any metrics for the generated links.

Hosted solutions

For $49 a year, Tinyarro.ws will help you find and host your very own short URL service with support for Unicode characters in the URL. This means that you can use unicode characters like the arrow, star, and Snowman in your short URL. Somebody please register http://*unicode snowman*FTW/ for me. Great for branding, this is what John Gruber is using for his links to Daring Fireball on Twitter. All of his links have his trademark Unicode star in the URL.

Awe.sm provides a similar service as Tinyarro.ws, for $99 a year, and seems to offer more robust analytics and integration with third party services for tracking your influence on others. I haven’t tried either of these services so I cannot comment on their pros or cons other than to say if you want a snowman in your URL, go with Tinyarro.ws.

In addition to these options WordPress.com has announced that they have implemented short, “wp.me” URLs for every post and page for every site hosted on WordPress.com. How awfully nice of them. I don’t have a WordPress hosted site so I’m not sure how this is implemented, but if you have one let me know how it works for you.

I like the idea of having as much control as possible over the links you provide to others ensuring they don’t end up broken, or in the wrong hands. Are there any other plugins or services that I missed? Let me know in the comments.

Tags: Jeremy Turner, Plugin, Plugins, SEO, Wordpress

June 15, 2009 0

A New Search Engine With A Shitty Logo

By in Jeremy Turner, Other JT's, The Google

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What if you launched a new search engine and nobody cared? Hey there. Jeremy Turner here, and I’m number one on bing.com. You know Bing.com, it used to be live.com, Microsoft’s search engine which nobody used, and now it’s been re-branded as something that makes even less sense and nobody will use. It’s tagline is that it’s a “decision engine” or some crap like that. Whatever. Good luck with that Microsoft. Also, your logo is horrible. Brand New reviews the horizontally violated Bing logo here.

Now I never really used live.com to search for anything other than my own name, but it looks like Bing has added images to the top of the search results that live.com used to provide. Who knows, maybe they’ve always been there. Anybody who used live.com previous to this “re-imagination” please leave a comment to set me straight. So to be clear, none of those images results are of me. I’ve done a pretty good job of keeping pictures of myself off the Internet. Yay for me.

One of my favorite images that came up when searching for jeremy turner had to be this one:

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Jeremy Turner: There but for a handful of peyote buttons and a Rage Against The Machine CD, go I.

I know I’m sure the photo makes sense in context—well, as much sense as dressing up for historical reenactments can make, which in my mind is very little. Like most Americans who’s ancestors took the idea of Manifest Destiny way too seriously and ended up responsible for Oklahoma (both the territory and the musical) I can claim some Choctaw (or Cherokee) blood myself, however I am definitely not as dedicated to my heritage as this Jeremy Turner. Not sure I’d ever participate in a 18th century French or Indian War re-enactment, at least not without proper preperation and plenty of water. And, as if this guy wasn’t going to have enough trouble getting through airport security:

Our wars were no different than the war that the U.S. is engaged in now. We were just trying to keep the European invaders from destroying us and our homes. American Indians have been fighting terrorism since 1492!

OK. So while Jeremy here keeps it real, I am going to keep posting until I get to number one on Google. See you next time.

Tags: Blogging, Google Presence, Jeremy, Jeremy Turner, Jeremy Turners, jeremyturner, MSN, Rank, SERP, web